Vidnarlrul is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome owl.

Vidnarlrul created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidnarlrul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vidnarlrul, it will turn you into a frog.

Vidnarlrul's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vidnarlrul's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.