Vidnarlrul is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, awesome
owl.
Vidnarlrul created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vidnarlrul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vidnarlrul, it will turn you into a frog.
Vidnarlrul's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Vidnarlrul's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.
2. Sharks are not to be trusted.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.