Vabgodnak is a god.
He takes the form of a large, moody
toad.
Vabgodnak created a charm quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Vabgodnak, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Vabgodnak, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Vabgodnak's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Vabgodnak's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never mention tortoises.
3. Never think about dark matter.
4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Vabgodnak in the centre of the settlement.
5. Feed all hungry cats.