Watgeppodbim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented hyena.

Watgeppodbim created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watgeppodbim, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Watgeppodbim, it will laugh at you.

Watgeppodbim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Watgeppodbim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Never write about cell theory.