Fligmatstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome warg.

Fligmatstip created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligmatstip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fligmatstip, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fligmatstip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fligmatstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to sharks while wearing yellow shoes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

3. You must never eat wheat.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear green shirts.