Sug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, humorless newt.

Sug created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sug, she will turn you into a slug.

Sug's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Worship no other gods but Sug.

3. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.