Fabyarsin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective lobster.

Fabyarsin created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabyarsin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fabyarsin, she will destroy your home planet.

Fabyarsin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fabyarsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Worship no other gods but Fabyarsin.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.