Cussflyat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonourable porpoise.

Cussflyat created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cussflyat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussflyat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cussflyat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Cussflyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cussflyat.

3. Always help sick turtles.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.