Yambigkap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident fairy.

Yambigkap created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Yambigkap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yambigkap, he will make you grow a tail.

Yambigkap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Yambigkap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yambigkap eight times a day.

2. Yambigkap loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Yambigkap must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about dark matter.