Bom is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unjust swan.

Bom created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bom, she will turn you into a duck.

Bom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never sprint near nematodes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.