Sawneg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable aardvark.

Sawneg created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawneg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sawneg, she will not invite you to parties.

Sawneg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sawneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sawneg.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.