Fenshavgepmadcubrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating walrus.

Fenshavgepmadcubrull created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenshavgepmadcubrull, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fenshavgepmadcubrull, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fenshavgepmadcubrull's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fenshavgepmadcubrull's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fenshavgepmadcubrull.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not hurt ants.