Mumlenzed is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish skunk.

Mumlenzed created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumlenzed, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mumlenzed, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mumlenzed's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Mumlenzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.