Fossgessrigjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured sheep.

Fossgessrigjin created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgessrigjin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fossgessrigjin, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fossgessrigjin's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fossgessrigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.

2. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.

3. Never paint your back black.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never hurt whales.