Nullrutloop is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tiresome crocodile.

Nullrutloop created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullrutloop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nullrutloop, it will be very unhappy.

Nullrutloop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nullrutloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullrutloop.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Nullrutloop's priests.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.