Fablabcid is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced gnu.

Fablabcid created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fablabcid, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fablabcid, he will ignore you.

Fablabcid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fablabcid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Fablabcid on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.