Stigjanjindumbap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing armadillo.

Stigjanjindumbap created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjanjindumbap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stigjanjindumbap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stigjanjindumbap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Stigjanjindumbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Stigjanjindumbap loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.