Hanjonhon Bassbanved is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome frog.

Hanjonhon Bassbanved created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Hanjonhon Bassbanved, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hanjonhon Bassbanved, he will cry a lot.

Hanjonhon Bassbanved's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hanjonhon Bassbanved's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Do not kill sheep.