Cussfubvil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable horse.

Cussfubvil created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfubvil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cussfubvil, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cussfubvil's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cussfubvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near horses while wearing blue rings and balancing three lead spheres on your face.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the west.