Megquatcan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking capybara.

Megquatcan created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megquatcan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megquatcan, he will turn you into a snail.

Megquatcan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Megquatcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.