Rentarpfudbest is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome finch.

Rentarpfudbest created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rentarpfudbest, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rentarpfudbest, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rentarpfudbest's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rentarpfudbest's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not keep three squirrels in a large pit.

5. Put Rentarpfudbest first in all things.