Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise wren.

Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Somtagzakgepontgabhatjon on top of important buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.