Cunsawaf is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient
sheep.
Cunsawaf created an atom six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cunsawaf, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cunsawaf, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Cunsawaf's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Cunsawaf's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cunsawaf on top of all buildings.
2. Never feed lots of oranges to sheep while wearing white ear rings.
3. Never look at planets.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never hurt goats.