Ripgenfub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful mongoose.

Ripgenfub created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripgenfub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ripgenfub, she will not care.

Ripgenfub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ripgenfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never wear green stockings.