Ripgenfub is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, blissful
mongoose.
Ripgenfub created Asia five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ripgenfub, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Ripgenfub, she will not care.
Ripgenfub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Ripgenfub's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about planets.
2. Always help sheep in need.
3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never wear green stockings.