Niglapjop is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish chicken.

Niglapjop created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Niglapjop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Niglapjop, he will turn you into a mouse.

Niglapjop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Niglapjop's Holy Commandments

1. Niglapjop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.