Bedyatleg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, weak ant.

Bedyatleg created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedyatleg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedyatleg, he will turn you into a rat.

Bedyatleg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bedyatleg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Do not take Bedyatleg's name in vain.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bedyatleg.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bedyatleg on top of all buildings.