Govgovrip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, caring zebra.

Govgovrip created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Govgovrip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Govgovrip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Govgovrip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Govgovrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing pink tights.