Bepfatpitged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental wasp.

Bepfatpitged created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bepfatpitged, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bepfatpitged, she will be very sad.

Bepfatpitged's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bepfatpitged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Bepfatpitged must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never pour water over plants.