Zankarfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective ant.

Zankarfeb created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zankarfeb, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zankarfeb, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zankarfeb's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Zankarfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Zankarfeb on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Zankarfeb in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear shorts.