Febbumpang is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty donkey.

Febbumpang created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febbumpang, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Febbumpang, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Febbumpang's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Febbumpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.