Duss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy meerkat.

Duss created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Duss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Duss, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Duss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Duss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. You must never eat aubergines.