Tagarnnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane dog.

Tagarnnurl created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Tagarnnurl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagarnnurl, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tagarnnurl's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tagarnnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tagarnnurl's name in vain.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing six silicon spheres on your face.