Zakrulfed is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, impressive crow.

Zakrulfed created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakrulfed, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zakrulfed, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zakrulfed's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Zakrulfed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight bats approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always take life seriously.