Gigwipbed Cabhomnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish fox.

Gigwipbed Cabhomnutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigwipbed Cabhomnutt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigwipbed Cabhomnutt, she will turn you into a duck.

Gigwipbed Cabhomnutt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gigwipbed Cabhomnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs green.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.