Big is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident chicken.

Big created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Big, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Big, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Big's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Big's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.