Pasbell Flisbesttam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish weasel.

Pasbell Flisbesttam created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbell Flisbesttam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pasbell Flisbesttam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pasbell Flisbesttam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pasbell Flisbesttam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Pasbell Flisbesttam on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear green.

3. Put Pasbell Flisbesttam first in all things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.