Dimyattonk is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent clam.

Dimyattonk created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimyattonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimyattonk, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dimyattonk's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dimyattonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimyattonk.

5. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.