Sagsanxin Bellbigken is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm crow.

Sagsanxin Bellbigken created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagsanxin Bellbigken, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sagsanxin Bellbigken, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sagsanxin Bellbigken's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sagsanxin Bellbigken's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt dogs.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.