Rillgadcen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish tapir.

Rillgadcen created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgadcen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillgadcen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rillgadcen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rillgadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about great tits.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near foxes while wearing black trousers and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.