Sandmiphog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair wyvern.

Sandmiphog created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandmiphog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sandmiphog, she will curse you with boils.

Sandmiphog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Sandmiphog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sandmiphog.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.