Taphubomin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust gerbil.

Taphubomin created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taphubomin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Taphubomin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Taphubomin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Taphubomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not laugh in public.