Bemfidhat Limgubgod Ligstiggep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring monkey.

Bemfidhat Limgubgod Ligstiggep created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemfidhat Limgubgod Ligstiggep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bemfidhat Limgubgod Ligstiggep, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bemfidhat Limgubgod Ligstiggep's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bemfidhat Limgubgod Ligstiggep's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Always obey Bemfidhat Limgubgod Ligstiggep's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Never pour water over plants.