Litteenbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid deer.

Litteenbem created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litteenbem, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Litteenbem, he will be very unhappy.

Litteenbem's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Litteenbem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing white stockings and balancing four silver spheres on your chest.

3. Never mention shrews.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Do not drink alcohol.