Fomjammilpid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able weasel.

Fomjammilpid created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomjammilpid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fomjammilpid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fomjammilpid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fomjammilpid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Fomjammilpid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never think about dark matter near geese while wearing green scarves and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.