Bugrandut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful horse.

Bugrandut created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugrandut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bugrandut, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Bugrandut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bugrandut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never go into red rooms.