Taldadfon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless crow.

Taldadfon created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldadfon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Taldadfon, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Taldadfon's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Taldadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about stars.