Fobnegbag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful goose.

Fobnegbag created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobnegbag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobnegbag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fobnegbag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fobnegbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Fobnegbag on top of all buildings.