Ominkinbin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive dugong.

Ominkinbin created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominkinbin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominkinbin, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ominkinbin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ominkinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Ominkinbin on top of important buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ominkinbin.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray immersed in water.