Stikfarnbuscar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful otter.

Stikfarnbuscar created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stikfarnbuscar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stikfarnbuscar, it will turn you into a rat.

Stikfarnbuscar's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Stikfarnbuscar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikfarnbuscar.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.