Fliscammeg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm butterfly.

Fliscammeg created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscammeg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fliscammeg, she will remove you from existence.

Fliscammeg's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fliscammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near otters while wearing indigo scarves and balancing four aluminium spheres on your chest.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hop in the presence of mites.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.