Ortsisran is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, capable shark.

Ortsisran created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortsisran, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ortsisran, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Ortsisran's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ortsisran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.